Ma Đói

Like C3PO, but with pubes and hair.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

@ The fash / nationalist / old boy / scab parts of Twitter. Not @ Minoru Suzuki who I’m afraid of, and deeply respect.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Turns out the newest Gaslight album is fantastic and I'm a moron for not listening to it sooner.

Also I have so much work to do, fuck.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Y'all motherfuckers would be a lot happier if you listened to more Beastie Boys.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Surviving a natural disaster means I'm allowed to write songs with fuckloads of 16th note tambourine in the choruses.

[Alfie Potts Harmer @ahtralfie]

The replies:

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Sorry but this is the funniest fash riot scene you’ll see, bar none. Hall of Famer.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

I'm cleaning the air fryer and listening to Wisconsin Death Trip. That's the whole basis behind this.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

I think my 3/4 life crisis is going to be making industrial metal.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Also, voting for a fascist party makes you a bell end.

Some of yer da's are bellends.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Now Maggie Throup has been ousted, Erewash won't really see any difference. She'll probably be in the area about as often as she always was.

Big up @adamthompson111, voted all the way from Vietnam, looking forward to seeing some positive change in Erewash on my next visit home.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

And being in your early 20's just as you get the chance to cry on your shag carpeted floor to Brothers in Arms.

Stunning.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

I imagine being alive when Dire Straits released their first 3 flawless, impeccable, stunning albums over a 3 year period was PEAK living.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Like, imagine being in the most defining period of your life and getting Sultans all they through to Tunnel of Love in a 3 year period.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Project A119 is even more on streaming services.

https://t.co/6PEqikqqPT

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Big up the vinegar strokes of some super glue I had lying around the house.

Further inspection of the break reeks of someone I pay money to to live here "repair" special.

At least I don't have work tomorrow.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

"The door handle just snapped." said my wife at 23:45.

The door handle that allows us access to the outside world.

Kill. Me.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

I could knock any cunt out during the first verse of Kafir! by Nile. Absolute barnstormer.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

My biggest regret is not arranging a cover of Werewolves of London to play at every gig ever.

As and when I do music again (outside of the cave) I want to change that.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Nice aluminum case, 8p switches, obviously.

[Ma Đói @JHHC91]

Aluminum housing for keyboards is the best thing ever and I'm about to go bankrupt because of it.