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not “joe hit post” but shitpost with a j —itcher of balls. rarely mine

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youtube ads are no longer designed to sell you anything, they are designed to make you want to buy youtube premium or kill yourself whichever happens first

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they call em jack n jill bathrooms bc i jack it in one and wait fuck i can’t tweet this my roommates gf is named jill im sorry guys

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some of yall don’t know real struggle. some of yall never wiped that last drop off ur tip with the toilet paper roll and that’s what’s wrong with this country

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i split the g with milk for one like???

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gilk. thoughts?

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why can my tailbone pop

why do i have a tailbone

why did matt gaetz venmo a 16 year old girl fifteen hundred dollars for ‘being his friend’

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@tincananchovies

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just got a grok notification even though i have him blocked on my feed @elonmusk if you keep shoving him down my throat im gonna make you throat me

your role in the destruction of usaid will doom you to hell

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@tincananchovies add ranchero sauce

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this is not true i did not say this she is lying for fun #stopbelievingwomenwhentheylie

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boyfriend’s roommates girlfriend just texted me and said her boyfriend (my boyfriends roomate) said he would leave her for Sabrina carpenter #hesdonefor

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gilk. thoughts?

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someone at the bar last night said she was the kobe bryant of beer pong and i told her to avoid colorado and no one laughed

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why does mr beast look like that and if he looks like that why do we allow ourselves to call him mr beast we gotta have some shame about this man

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epic rap battles of history should do jeffrey epstein vs lu dort

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i bet chet hasn’t been able to get it up all week

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at a certain point you gotta hang up the ‘white boy summer’ stuff like this is year 3, statistically having three of those in a row is pretty unlikely

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“im sad i don’t have a picture of him so i can show you how ugly he is”

-my beautiful girlfriend 1.3 hours after her bible study this morning

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guys stop showing my girlfriend my tweets:(

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doing woke things for non woke reasons recently. i refused a straw at a restaurant any my uncle asked me if i was a big turtle guy like man i just think it looks gay to suck things and im the turbodem? okay pal. keep sucking to own the libs i guess

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@PettyPatrick15 rhis was 3rd of the day so it was pretty mellow

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true discrimination is when i have to drop a light brown in the roommates bathroom bc my beautiful girlfriend won’t let me poop while she does her makeup