Jordan House

Shower the people you love with love.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

"Don't get me wrong, I love nuggets...But not for a mascot." -@haleyglass8 @nuggets

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

Another one.. Seriously, I'm taking suggestions for a new city!

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

All joking aside, my heart breaks for the families and victims that are having their worlds turned upside down by all of this violence.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

I'm now taking applications for a new city.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

This is me when I can't find what I'm looking for at work and I panic. https://t.co/M58u54Vlml

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

Me: Are you allergic to anything?
Patient: Yes ma'am.. Haters.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

*Shows maegs pic of a bride at her own wedding*
"What, why is she wearing white at a wedding?" -maegs

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

And I hear sirens everywhere now.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

I really hate NYE in Shreveport because I can't tell if it's fireworks or gunshots going off.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

Things I google while in natchitoches.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

@jenner12310 https://t.co/l0enX4A4ei

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

This.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

When someone from the South sees snow for the first time. ❄️❄️

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've asked a band to play Brickhouse by saying "my last name is House, get it?" I embarrass myself.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

23 years later and I'm still just as proud to be a dawg. #EverLoyalBe

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

It's such a good feeling to take a step back and see how working your ass off and making smart decisions start to come together.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

I think our QB transferred to Southern Miss this week and just forgot to mention it. #HBTD

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

When you're a terrible millennial because you refuse to update your phone so you just send pictures of yourself..

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

I cannot get anything done when I have HGTV on. I have to see what house they choose or how the renovation turns out. It's a problem.

[Jordan House @jhizzy4]

As mom's surgeon is updating us on how the surgery went, he throws in "yeah Jordan I really think she's trying to find you a husband here"🙃