Jackson Moss

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

@WalterIsaacson A replica of it, that is, as no one ever found the real Deduct Box...

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

@notthefakeSVP on the sax tonight, Carousel Bar, Monteleone, French Quarter?

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

Here’s something that no one has thought about relative to generative AI: its ability (via your smartphone) to listen to and translate foreign languages in real time will utterly change nail salons.

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

@JustinRayGolf There’s now an X on the Claret Jug. Still only 3 Z’s…

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@Realrclark25 @mspears96 Congrats, gents. And go Tiguhs!

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

Early bird, early bird. But nobody ever talks about the early worm.

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

Most who detest the word “moist” also dread that their kitchens are dirty.

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R.I.P. the past participle “bitten.” It got bit. And died. It was snakebit from the start...

In lieu of flowers, the Bite family requests donations to the Done and Seen As Past Tense Verbs Foundation.

No services will be held.

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@PelicansNBA It should be E'r'body. Facepalm

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@collin_morikawa @Zurich_Classic If you want the locals to go wild, walk out to “Halftime” (Ying Yang Twins). Trust dat 😉

[Jackson Moss @jhmoss]

Why isn’t anyone selling “My Honor Student’s Parent is Good at Wordle” car magnets/stickers?

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Here’s to @SeanPayton, who with equal parts genius & swagger ushered in the Golden Age of Saints Football!

Expecting your handicap will be dropping soon enough, Coach. (And if Johnny V ever can’t make a four-ball match @ Audubon & you need a partner, holla. I got you!)

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@JustinRayGolf @usopengolf Huge T. Woods fan here, but it absolutely has to be Secretariat's Belmont. Tiger at Pebble in 2000 is 2nd.

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@garyplayer @jacknicklaus And here’s to the caddie behind you two who can’t afford to lose… Great pic, @garyplayer. Here’s also to you and @jacknicklaus. Cheers!

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@Realrclark25 In Homer’s Iliad, Hector never tripped on a rock. If that’s the way it went down in the movie, then that’s all Hollywood… Happy to bet on the original Ancient Greek epic, though!! (Straight fire, btw. You check out the original, and I’ll watch the movie. Then we reconvene!)

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Fellow LSU alum, Classics professor, and @Realrclark25 fan right chea. Hector never tripped on a rock, Prince, and even if he had, Achilles would’ve slaughtered him right then and there anyway. The more you know…

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@TBob53 Do you, @TBob53, like Marc Antony, also “come to bury Caesar, not to praise him?” Noooo! 😆😆😆

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@realDonaldTrump So when the lootin’ starts, the Putin starts??

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Lil Wayne sounds like a 30-year-old moped idling.

#CFPNationalChampionship

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@GolicAndWingo @wingoz How about “twaddle?” Gem of a word that needs a greater circulation.