Jordan 🇺🇸

Jesus lover ✝️ dog lady 🐕‍🦺 patriot 🇺🇸 military wife 💁🏻‍♀️ NC native 🌊⛰️

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@christineyeargs We’re ready, Tom

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@CollinRugg

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

Matthew 6:16-18
“When you fast, don’t make yourselves look sad like the hypocrites. They put a look of suffering on their faces so that people will see they are fasting. The truth is, that’s all the reward they will get. So when you fast, wash your face and make yourself look nice. Then no one will know you are fasting, except your Father, who is with you even in private. He can see what is done in private, and he will reward you.

Sooooo…..

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

Just before being diagnosed with a cancer that almost took him, my father had a woman come up to him while he ate. She said “hi, I’m (name). I have to put my hands on you, I have to do what the Lord tells me. You have a sickness but you’re going to be okay.” Here with us 16 years later.

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@Mandatoryfunday Damn u is thiccc

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@ThrillaRilla369 What’s the e files

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@TMZ Frankly, Harvey- we don’t give a damn…what you think. The people know bestie

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@catturd2 Imma vomit watching this 🤢

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@mattvanswol Powers been out since 10pm last night after some bad winds and rain. Volunteer fire dept close by had their sirens go off about 5 times afterwards. Huz just got the generator going.

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@mattvanswol How long ago? Kinda sounds like it’s headed our way now. (South east of Raleigh).

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@dogwoodblooms Yes, place him with small children. I effing can’t.

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@mattvanswol Here she blows. No video because I’m tucked into bed 😂

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@TheOfficerTatum Holy shit what a concoction. Why is the effing doctor not on trial.

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@ThrillaRilla369 My husbands as well….😒

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@SarahisCensored “Go there” @SarahisCensored…go there
😂😂

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@Polymarket This would be me

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@MarioNawfal So he’s not on stilts?

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@Blackbarb40 @HeadshotKing90 @TMZ 😂

[Jordan 🇺🇸 @jhoff4life]

@Alpha7615 @KeithMalinak And on Google if you type in Jimothy. Jimothy for Prez. Jk 😆