Jess

@JordyRNelson’s girl (kinda)

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Accidentally took three laxatives last night thinking they were ibuprofen. I'm honestly scared for my life

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

I looked like the baby grinch

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

I did not like Santa...

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@ethnagrefe 😍😭

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@sydthekid424 @back_megannn I just love dancing!!! You know I made him play cyclone 😛

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Travis was my DJ for the last two hours as I danced to 2000s hip hop in front of the tv. What a saint.

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Well I’m drunk

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@THE_RED_ONEE This is so awesome!! Good for you!

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Travis sent me an email to RSVP to our date tomorrow......

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Honestly I’m impressed Trump supporters knew where to find the Capitol Building

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Panera cinnamon rolls are garbage, fyi

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@ethnagrefe @crueIty Beefeater

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

How emotionally attached I am to Schitt’s Creek is just fucking stupid

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

I just don’t think we’re giving enough attention to this Four Seasons fiasco

I need more

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@CaseyLucht13 I only come on Twitter nowadays for you

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Crying in the middle of Pet Smart because it’s adoption day and I’m sad for them and Travis won’t let me get another dog

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

I love you @packers

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

Can anyone, preferably a Trump supporter, tell me what in the hell I just watched??? How can people blindly follow that man child? I’m embarrassed

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

@ethnagrefe May I have some

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

officially, “hey babe will you put self tanner on my back?” szn

[Jess @jhohnwaldt]

in the mood for eating a tub of Top the Tater for breakfast