A splash in the Bay: The #49ers are signing future Hall of Fame WR Mike Evans, agents @derykgilmore@Day1SportsEnt and Darren Jones
@MavenSports tell The Insiders.
Evans leaves the #Bucs for a 3-year deal after all, giving Brock Purdy a big-time weapon.
The fact that Matt Stone and Trey Parker conned Paramount out of a billion dollars for the streaming rights to the show and THIS is the first episode they do back is insane and one of the reasons why I am ride or die for them. #SouthPark
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.