John Harris

snap: jhonzoball

[John Harris @jhonzo2]

My love life is just like a fridge, everytime I open it I find the same thing expecting it to change.

[Froste 💯 @Froste]

i better not see any of you tik tok mfs doing some stupid dance to the new Juice Wrld album

[Froste 💯 @Froste]

This Juice Wrld album underrated af 💯🔥🔥

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

We went from “15 days to slow the spread” to “wear the mask or go to jail” real quick

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

America:

A country so damn great that even her haters won’t leave.

[Chase @chaselyons]

if i had a girlfriend i would simply ignore her and play video games all day

[Damon Arnette @damon_arnette]

I’m sorry if I offended a lot of you guys. I’m in no way a homophobe, I just feel like a sponge shouldn’t be gay OR straight. It’s a sponge for kids.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Tucker Carlson is an American patriot, and a strong advocate for the truth.

I stand with Tucker.

Do you?

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

President Trump nominated Charles Brown to serve as the new Air Force chief of staff.

He was confirmed by the Senate today.

He is the first African-American to serve as chief of staff of a military service!

RT!

[Evin Bauer @e_bauer23]

Yea get rid of police departments so when someone breaks into your house you can’t call the police nor can you defend yourself with a gun because you don’t believe in either of those things. Good thinking!

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Leftists: why do you need a gun?! The police will protect you

Also Leftists: abolish police

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees

[Andrew Pollack @AndrewPollackFL]

Liberals will force @drewbrees to apologize for being against protests during the national anthem.

Yet, liberals are awfully silent on the looters who continue to destroy minority-owned businesses across our nation!

[Blaze @FaZeBlaze]

Juice Wrld was the best of the best

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@LegendaryEnergy Would be helpful to distinguish deaths caused by covid vs unrelated to covid!

[Jessica Michel @micheljessica_]

Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have. I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

Lonzo Ball will be an all star next year

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

Goodnight to everyone except for the people who think the Walking Dead is still a good TV show...

In my eyes, it ended years ago.

[John Harris @jhonzo2]

@Pred12604645 You know you love my sunglasses

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

Considering retirement after I was informed the football will be slipping out of my tiny hands. Please keep me in your thoughts.