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not a chance to slow down

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What if they’re pierogi women?

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Thinking about writing a book about COVID and how love was formed in the height of the pandemic.

Couple meets on a dating app, goes on a few Zoom dates, eventually meet, fall in love, have a beautiful wedding, and maybe a baby 9 months after that.

Absolute fairy tale stuff 💜

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this truly pains me to do this, but my cookie needs a great home. she’s been my cat since 2012. i love her so much, but she needs someone who will put her first. she is the sweetest cat you will ever meet 🤍

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Your opinion of the guy means nothing. @KingJames is one of the GOATs of the sport and puts in WORK to get where he is. #AllTimeScoringLeader

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I wished my team at work could handle their bullshit with one another. They tried it ONCE and it made it worse. Yeah, I’ll just handle it from here on out lol

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Shannon Sharpe issues an apology:

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if ur having a good day just remember the sex scene from squid game exists

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I just sent 6 messages to someone I work with, at midnight, inquiring about food, all because Facebook just leaves the “send” button as is when you go to share a post with them through messenger.

Can’t wait to see them at work! 🙃