Jessee Houchins

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“If patches could talk, do you think he would complain about how often I watch this movie?” - @OviattScott refering to 12 Dates of Christmas

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Hey @ChickfilA so sweet of you to bring back the bbq chicken sandwich. But we want the spicy grilled sandwich back! 🖤 you

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Take me to Disney and tell me I’m pretty

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Hey @LMN I’d love to be able to watch the Nora Robert’s movies again? Can we stream them somewhere or like play them on tv? Thanks

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If being the “Phoebe” of the friend group means I get to marry Paul Rudd, count me in!

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Hey @OldNavy can we stop using @LaserShip please? It’s a consistent struggle with them😭

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Hey you know what I would love? @WellsAdams being the full time host…. We love him. #BachelorInParadise

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First I was a little hurt, then frustrated at the situation, then mad, then felt bad for being mad, then was reminded that lying was involved and now I’m mad again. Let’s use our words to tell WHOLE truths…we’re adults now

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#KatieForBachorlette

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So if any sponsors have tickets to the Super Bowl that they need to bless someone with, I’m your girl! Please feel free to reach out! This is NOT a joke!

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Hey @tiktok_us hear me out, give us a way to watch stitched videos other then just by chance... pls

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Did I go lie out on my patio. In the pouring rain? I sure did.

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So if you know me, you know I’ve seen every episode of New Girl easily 8 times through. Tonight while watching the Halloween episode from season 2 I realized Nick was dressed as Bea Arthur. Mind blown

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I don’t care about your beliefs about it, just wear a darn mask....even if it doesn’t actually help, wouldn’t you rather be right and look cute in your mask than be wrong and be dead? K thanks...

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Wow sis, ya good?

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I think there should be a global viewing of Zootopia. If you don't know why or the plot of the movie, then you should have the best seat in the house!

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Can we all just agree that everyone needs to make their age abundantly clear on social media? Like Tiktok especially.

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I wish there was a filter on my Instagram feed that I could choose who's engagement announcements I can see and those I can't. THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING MY TED TALK

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@bangenergy how’s the 8 (or 12) oz cans coming along?

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If you hear “JFK” and your immediate response is not “FDR”, then we’ve got some work to do!

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@BANGenergy it’s me, here with a brilliant move for y’all! 8oz cans of Bang, especially the Miami Cola. Thank you for hearing me