JHSM

If I had a choice of super powers, I would be invisible so I could pick up weenie dogs and make people believe they are flying

[JHSM @jhsm]

@CoachC_Foster ACC champion! Congrats.

[JHSM @jhsm]

Seriously how has @Uber not been sued out of existence yet? Anyone working on a class action?

[JHSM @jhsm]

It’s insane to know that @Uber and @UberEats can just let their drivers drive around with your order for over an hour and you can’t get to anyone besides a chatbot and when you cancel so you won’t have cold food you get charged. What a fucking racket

[JHSM @jhsm]

@AngieAll388992 @HustleBitch_ Yeah it’s called the weather you retard.

[JHSM @jhsm]

@coachella Cudi?!?!

[JHSM @jhsm]

@ChefReactions Idk how far it is but go to Villas Tacos. Every time I’m in LA I stop by. It’s great.

[JHSM @jhsm]

@ChefReactions Never too late to rebuy your childhood

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[JHSM @jhsm]

@OfficialTPDTV Listen.

Clown Core. It’s worth the price of the ticket.

[JHSM @jhsm]

@DrDisrespect Ok boomer

[JHSM @jhsm]

@tweetsofWIZARD @baitedhaha I did the math. Seems like you’re really bad at reporting people do you have less than a 22 percent success rate lmao.

[JHSM @jhsm]

@charlieINTEL Why keep Ashika and Vondel and their stupid weather shit? So now I’m forced to play those maps again, that no one likes, if I’m not in quads AND they kept the stupid fog shit?! Make it make sense. I was having fun with it until today.

BR is fun so far though.

[JHSM @jhsm]

@bomani_jones how is Joe Flacco still in the league?!

[JHSM @jhsm]

Hey @BookCameo I unsubscribed from your texts in August so maybe don’t text me on Black Friday?

[JHSM @jhsm]

This is why I have trust issues.

[erin griffith @eringriffith]

NEW: No start-up embodies 2021’s uniquely YOLO FOMO LOL fever dream more than Cameo. But what happens to the pandemic darlings in 2023? @sapna and I took a look at the start-up's pandemic rise and humbling reset.
https://t.co/VmFv46iQ6R

[JHSM @jhsm]

@pkafka @eringriffith @sapna Lmao run

[JHSM @jhsm]

@balanblackwell Baller

[JHSM @jhsm]

@OutlawEight Are they cheating too?

[JHSM @jhsm]

@timthetatman Lmao dem boyz tho