Jessica Huffer

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

@josurb10:sure you have a hot boyfriend&lots of friends but i have an extra large pepperoni pizza so i think we both know who the winner is.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Apparently I "care too much." #geesorry #godforbid #wtf

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

I want a man that stands beside me. Not in front of or behind me.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

I refuse to sink. #anchored

[SUNNY SWEENEY @GettinSweenered]

European. Imma peein. We're all a peein.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Can't wait for mushroom hunting season. #almsosthere #morels #yum

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

It seems that the only way I can feel refreshed in the morning is if I get 12-15 hours of sleep. If only this was possible every night.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Enjoying my Sunday by myself. #foreveralone #betterthanwork

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

@AllHotChocolate: I'm glad you still have him:) she's good, gonna be 11 this year! Crazy

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

@AllHotChocolate: ooohhh gotcha. Well that guy was a jerk! Haha I'm fine! Done with college, just working now:) how about you?

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

@AllHotChocolate: as a proud TSC employee, I'd like to apologize for this man. That was uncalled for. You should talk to his manager.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Rumor is that Kimye plan to name their baby North. As in North West. Dear God, please let this happen.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Bird mascots are 10 and 1 in the NCAA tournament. Of those, diurnal birds are 9-0. Most obscure sports stat ever. #espn

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Watching the bass masters with my grandparents. #familytime #fishing

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Go home winter. You're drunk.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

Attention world: Coffee. That is all.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

A 4 stroke is like an eagle. Nice even swoops. A 2 stroke is a hummingbird. A millions beats a second. #mechanicswisdom

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Jessica Huffer @jhuffer]

“@TheFactsBook: About 1-2% of the world’s population has naturally red hair.” @AurorCBorealis2 that's you! Always being the 1-2%!