Jessica Humphrey

My name is Jessca and I have a lot of thoughts.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

@walker_mitchel Please do lol we got a new washer and he is obsessed 🤣

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

"I am so excited to do laundry!"
-my husband

"What do you want to do this weekend?"-me
"Laundry!"-my husband

#thingsineverthoughtiwouldhear

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

"I've never heard anything that surprised me more than what you just said." -Jeff Probst
#survivor #season13 🤣

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

My legs are more sore from pulling weeds than from hiking the Tour du Mont Blanc 😬 #homeownership #adulting

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

Had a nightmare about exterior paint colors last night 😬 #homeownership #adulting

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

"She's more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" #survivor2005 😂

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

@Disney, Mulan without music and without mushu is NOT Mulan 😬👎

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

One year later, @mPinoe’s message is more important than ever.

“𝙒𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙒𝙚’𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨.”

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"Let’s do this another way. Let's stop thinking our voice don’t matter and vote. Not just for the president...educate yourself and know who you’re voting for. And that’s how we're going to hit 'em."

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s get to work. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

@catfeay Me too!! 😂

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

At the stage in this pandemic where all I can think about while watching TV is how jealous I am of the characters all hanging out together and living normal lives 😬😬😬

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to the high school Class of 2020, as well as to the teachers, coaches, and most of all, parents and family who’ve guided you along the way. Thanks for letting me be part of your big day!

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

When you're trying to minimize your trips to the grocery store and cooking feels like being on an episode of Chopped... 😅
#covidkitchen

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

Being home 24/7 has made me realize.... just how loud and annoying our robot vacuum is!!! 😬
#firstworldproblems #stillnotvacuumingmyself

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

@KristinaJ7 It is so bad I still want those 2 hours of my life back!!! 😂

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

@2_Pactopus @BlackWomenLead_ @heatherd11 @sarahstubbs2010 LOL what a great children's bedtime story. Also love the tiger on the front cover... #tigerking 😅

[Jessica Humphrey @jhumps25]

I'm not sure what is more entertaining - watching TV or watching my dog watch TV. 🐶📺❤