Jenna Hutson

Biologist /Clinical Researcher /Nerd Extraordinaire

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

@RobertAntonio80 I think I only dated one that was a maybe... Hopefully he's using his sociopathy for good and not evil. #Lawyers

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

If you haven't suspected that at least one of the guys you went out with was a serial killer, are you even dating? #datingover30

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

If you have to state that you are 'thinking outside of the box' you are in fact, thinking squarely inside the box.

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@darcyfabulous @NoahVerrier Donuts are the most perfect painting subject... Also ice cream... Oh! and cake... Can't forget pie... Coffee... Really, anything you can eat when you're done.#paintingtip

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Let's all agree that whatever Rudy Giuliani wished for on that Monkey's Paw, he's weeping in a closet trying to take it back. Why can't he take it back? Why!? Why didn't I listened to that old women who told me to be careful what I wished for while laughing evilly! #RudyGiuliani

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You never realized you always hula hoop in the same direction until you try the opposite way. Seriously, wtf if wrong with my body. #hulanoop

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Me when anything falls off the bed at night - Alas my friend, I shan't venture to rescue you by darkness. Should you survive to see the morning light, our reunion will be a most joyous occasion.#byeextrapillow

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During my workout I decided to try a backbend to give my shoulders a nice stretch.. as I approached the full extension, my house key fell out of my sports bra and hit me in the face. #InternationalYogaDay

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Visceral Lepidoptera
New band name! I called it! Now to learn an instrument....
Thanks @Ologies

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Somewhere out there, the creator of LoveSac is sitting on a bean bag chair full of money, while the rest of us are constantly vacuuming pellets off the living room rug.

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

How many cakes are too many cakes for to people in quarantine? 2? 5? 12? Let's find out!

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

If I am way too early for an appointment... I WILL go to @WholeFoods and eat cake for 20 minutes.

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Everyone: Are you expecting anything for Valentine's Day?

Me: ...disappointment?

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Just once in my life I'd like to sit in a waiting room that isn't awkward. *Opens @ArchieMcPhee magazine*

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

And @AlaskaAir thought to themselves, "How do we make boarding an airplane even more frustrating? I know! Let's add a bus!!" #seriously #airport

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Me packing in the Winter: Damn, looks like this sweater and 1 boot is all can fit in here.
Me packing in the Summer: I've got 15 bikinis, 5 pairs of shoes, a sun hat, and 1 still have room for another pinata!
#travelling #inevercheckabag

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

TGIF to the wasp enjoying the chickpea I dropped during lunch. I'm telling myself that you're a nice wasp, a vegetarian... But stay on your side of the bench or I will end you.

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

Me at 10: I wonder if there's a job that'll pay me to hug trees all day?
Me at 23: Certainly this environmental science degree will ensure a prosperous future!
Me at 35: *pretends stripper pole is a Douglas Fir* Dreams can come true.
#careergoals

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@ChrisEvans Would you rather take a candlelit bubble bath with a handsy octopus, or go on a dinner date with a Grizzly while wearing a salmon suit?

[Jenna Hutson @jhutson]

@Ologies listening to the dendrology episode and I could not love J. Casey Clapp more!! He's my new favorite everything. My conservation biologist heart is full and happy. <3