smolquail

being kind is more important than being right

[smolquail @jiaella]

"This jeans look abit small for you, don't you think?"
"Well i haven't eaten lunch yet and i'm feeling confident"

[うの @chocolatadisco]

I LEFT MY TEDDY IN MY ROOM AND THE HOUSEKEEPER DID THIS??;!;!;!!;!;

[Profit Lemon Meadows @Sylviraraine]

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

no one:

me tryna vent: idk it’s just idk dude idk

[smolquail @jiaella]

Felt.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Shoutout to my Grandma.

That's the only way she can hear.

[cal? @cal_gif]

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[smolquail @jiaella]

How do i @ my dad

[Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon]

I had a therapist who once told me, “if you don’t schedule a break, your body will take one for you. And it probably won’t be at a convenient time.”

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

With Abe dead and the state of Japan in a moment of weakness, Nintendo has declared independence.

[Chuck @ChuckMockler]

What your mom calls you after she finds your weed

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

tears