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Always craving for 🍜🍔🍗.

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[h4nted @jiahany]

@jack_gk It's most likely import duties/insurance, which from personal experience was ~10% (my country's rate) of whatever I paid for the slab on courtyard. If you spent it on a $1000 pack, then the import duty would be a percentage off that amount instead of the actual value of the slab

[h4nted @jiahany]

@covachong Mam pls its hard out here

[h4nted @jiahany]

@covachong

[h4nted @jiahany]

@covachong @KabutoKing_

[ICEDMILO @0xIcedMilo]

Pivoting to harassing AI agents.

[saino @saino_m]

🔥🐊💧

[Ash @ahboyash]

Here is my Twitter growth strategy

Have some self respect.

[Elfa AI @elfa_ai]

The AI in @elfa_ai is live!

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[Loshmi @loshmi]

another catfish caught:

@shinystellachen pretending to be @ eunjin._.c and @ 365.00 (instagram username)

was very hard to actually catch this one mainly because every post was touched a little with AI to make it harder for image engines to research

this is 100% confirmed that it's a man pretending to be a woman by the way

this person also has multiple accounts that he is using to catfish people, attaching proof below the post:

[PokeDuels @PokeDuelsTikTok]

THE POKÉMON SHOW UP ON THE FLOOR???

THIS IS AWESOME

ARE WE AN ESPORT NOW???

[h4nted @jiahany]

@cryptoian its so over

[Elfa AI @elfa_ai]

INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO ELFA

You can now invite your friends to Elfa!
Find your invite code on Elfa app.

You can share with 5 friends. Choose wisely! Every referral matters 😈

[Elfa AI @elfa_ai]

Elfa is hiring a senior engineer 😈

If you're a backend wizard ready to help save all of CT from the noise, DM @hypetris_!

RT to help us find the greatest builder in the space.
Tag the best devs you know.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

An account with 184 followers has achieved de-escalation between two of the most powerful people in the world.

[Operation Epic CMS @cmsholdings]

Sorry took me a little while to get this out

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[h4nted @jiahany]

Does db stand for down bad

[h4nted @jiahany]

@ahboyash wen pickleball ahboyash