jreak-jour-jegs

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

HTZ (High Tier Zaftigah)

[Addison Rae Charts @AddisonChart]

Addison spotted out for a run today in Beverly Hills with her manager 🤍

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

if you're funny but don't look funny ain't shit funny

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

It isn't possible for the "you" to have sex

[dasha @dash_eats]

How many “people” have “you” “had sex” with

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@zee63365234 Hand down man down

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

The first gif to have a killcount in the tens of thousands

[Howling Honkdog @MayorHonkdog]

Randomly remembered this queen

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@viperwave 30,000 Polygon Museum Of Hunter Shafer's Feet

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

"vagueity" is a word because I declare it so

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@Y2K_mindset carbon. ized.

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

is there a study on the optimal amount of time to wait between masturbation sessions for maximum possible valence of orgasm because in my experiential studies its 3 days

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

every man you are close with has thought about fucking the uterine lining off of your bitch. but its not a big deal because thoughts aren't really that important, don't get too attached to them.

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@viperwave He was chicken and winnigish

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@Y2K_mindset the cola being that dented is a beautiful touch

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

#putyourhandsuponme

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@abcdentminded How I envy anyone who gets to experience MGS2 for the first time

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

hoodiegang we got another feather in the cap with "The Foreskin is a Silencer" Theory

[Dawn Marette @woodwardianone]

Intact sex can be very quiet, to the point of having sex with only a wall or two between parents & children & grandparents & having it be undetectable. Historically, many generations would be comfortable having sex in the same house. Circumcision ruined the ability to have quiet, modest sex, & we should be very angry about that.

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

when i was 7 and i saw the 1000 ways to die episode where the guy dies to a stray bullet i developed an agoraphobic ocd delusion that any time i was out in the open i was at real risk of dying to a falling bullet. i ran from interior to interior until i was 9.

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

genuinely how do you get over this

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

i traversed amongst posting cults that formed the waves you sail in today. but thats all a memory now...

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

you need to be breaking your fucking legs NOW

[jreak-jour-jegs @jiangrunt]

@stolperson Whats wrong? You're bored of picking between 3 options?