Jiang Zemin

Now I am retired. I practice internet everyday.

[Jiang Zemin @jiangzemin]

In economics it is time for us to tighten our belt. But I had already done this in 1993!

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I am even offer Mr Xi advice on trouser. It is time for him step forward in the great work. Onwards!

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Recently I almost never leaving 中南海. Except to visit the tailor for a special new trousers. Light blue having a stripes.

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@BarackObama Congratulations Mr President! I am hear your success.

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@fidelcastro Please tell me Mr Castro, where did you buying your best suit trousers? Is it Chinese production?

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Everybody thinking I am dead in China. No! It is suffer bad internet connection Jiangsu Province.

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Bill Clinton on Twitter was not the real Bill Clinton! Even Ping cannot believe it. She is always so suspicious that man.

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Today going to grand lunch with Ping and after that I will be playing golf.

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Many Chinese fashion people know I started one trend for high waist trousers. For me it is only my instant super style.

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These days I hear Twitter is so high popularity. As usual I mainly use internet to shop online for trousers.

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Today Comrade Hu called and talking on me about the economy. Even my favorite Trouser factory is closed now. I express we must keep strong.

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Oh, the lonely days of man. Tomorrow I must go to buy new string for my erhu.

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@billclinton: So you are also in Twitter now, Mr President. Welcome, welcome. This internet is truly amazing invention.

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@hujintao: Comrade Hu, please thank your wife for the gift from France. Ping was pleased to receive it. How are your trousers?

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Many weeks since my last Twitter post. I now have a new laptop: Apple MacBook and can get online again.

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What?!! Someone defile the Chairman Mao's memory and pretends to write Twitter posts as if he were alive? This is the problem with the West.

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I am very interesting that Bill Clinton is also using Twitter. I remember fondly of him. He also had good trousers, but more low-cut.

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Sitting down for the evening in my green pyjamas. Ping makes me fresh tea.

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Practice Bryan Adams song 'I do it for you' on my erhu.

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Yangzi river is very cold today. I think we can see frogs again. They love listen to my playing piano.