Jared

Frequent consumer of Twitter. Rare contributor. (And stealthy Twitter lawyer 🤫 )

[Jared @Jiberace]

Don't be a dick.

[Jared @Jiberace]

@SMB_Attorney LOI

[Jared @Jiberace]

To be fair, banning gas-powered leaf blowers us a no brainer

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Democrats now control the legislature and Governor's office in Virginia.

Here are just a few of the bills they've introduced

- New 4.3% sales tax on Uber Eats, Amazon, etc deliveries.
- New sales tax on admissions to a wide variety of businesses.
- Create two new higher tax brackets of 8% and 10% on people making over $600K.
- A new 10% tax bracket for anyone making over $1M.
- 3.8% investment tax on top of state income taxes.
- Raise the hotel tax.
- New personal property tax on landscaping equipment.
- Ban gas powered leaf blowers.
- Guarantee illegal aliens free education.
- Make it illegal to approach somebody at an abortion clinic.
- Extend the time absentee ballots can be received after election day to three days
- Allow people to cast their votes electronically through the internet.
- Expand ranked-choice voting.
- Extend the deadline for ballot curing to one week after election day.
- Redact the addresses of political candidates from FOIAs.
- Add Virginia to the National Popular Vote Compact for presidential electors.
- Make it illegal to hand count ballots.
- $500 sales tax on firearm suppressors .
- "Assault weapons" and large capacity magazine ban.
- 11% sales tax on all firearms and ammunition.
- Prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm on land less than 5 acres.
- Lower the criminal penalties for robbery.
- Ban the arrest of illegal aliens in courthouses.
- Remove mandatory minimum sentences.
- Allow localities to install speed cameras.
- Replace Columbus Day with "Indigenous Peoples Day."

[Jared @Jiberace]

Lincoln Riley's team is as cooked as his brisket. RIP.

[Steve Bartle @BartleKSLsports]

NEW: Kyle Whittingham has emerged as the top candidate for the Michigan job and things are moving fast. https://t.co/jWUV4iANC7

[Jared @Jiberace]

@b0tsi This came across my feed. The laws of God and man required me to tag you. Obviously.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Vanilla Ice explaining why 'Ice Ice Baby' isn't the same song as 'Under Pressure'.

He's actually so happy he squeezed these couple notes in that tiny scale😂

[Jared @Jiberace]

@joshcox8 I saw that video pretty early on. At the time, it still sounded like he was alive and he may even be in "stable" condition. As soon as I saw the video, I knew there was no way he survived. Awful.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Jared @Jiberace]

@BradenShamo Sure. But which monthly membership do you want to start today?

[Jared @Jiberace]

@GrimbleGrombl

[Jared @Jiberace]

@GrimbleGrombl @ToddLlewellyn Eh. It doesn't have to be aggressive. I would say run-of-the-mill autoerotic asphyxiation usually suffices. But maybe that's just me.

[Jared @Jiberace]

@GrimbleGrombl It was at Harry O's

[Jared @Jiberace]

@chawboo @bearlake All the times I watched, I had not noticed this. But either way it was a great flick and that soundtrack was a fucking banger.

[SEASMOKE 😶‍🌫️ @loudwetrus]

She was accusing Craig of cheating and had a nigga on the bed the whole time

[Jared @Jiberace]

@amccullough105 @christianmjudd If this is your MO, I'd be happy to do you a favor

[Jared @Jiberace]

@bearlake

[Jared @Jiberace]

@chawboo "Bitchin"

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This thread will bring back so many memories.

1. 90s PC speakers

[Jared @Jiberace]

RIP
Cc: @bearlake

[Dr. Mark Young @MarkYoungTruth]

It is with a broken heart that I tell you that my dear brother @chuckwoolery has just passed away. Life will not be the same without him,RIP brother

[Jared @Jiberace]

Now 3 first downs. 1 per quarter.

[Josh Furlong @Josh_Furlong]

Utah has literally had only two first downs tonight — TWO

[Thunderup05 @ClownSupervisor]

@josh_furlong The AD told Kyle to throw the game. Can't help the cougs