JOHN ALTER

[Five Tool California @FiveToolCA]

.@GBGbaseballUSA Navy American 2029/30's Beau Lawlor sends this one to center field for a single.

Mira Costa (CA) 2029 #uncommitted

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🎶 “Now get up off yo' ass like your seat's hot” 🎶 💃

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Your mom bought her favorite hairbrush at Home Depot

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@Ky1eLong The Sienna makes a statement without saying a word 🤫

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Your mom got a DUI playing Mario Kart ™️

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Your mom job at Autozone is to pick out the music.

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Your mom broke her arm in gym class but we rolled it in a flour tortilla and the ER doctor said it was healed.

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Your mom’s maiden name is Chris Brown.

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Your mom had her bachelor party at a Renaissance Fair

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Probably regret not naming one of my kids “Jermaine”

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@IAmLilRico Chicago is Gotham city cmon!!!

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@Hoopss Nash couldn’t play D.
Rondo couldn’t shoot.
Chris Paul couldn’t win.
And Tony Parker couldn’t loose. 😂

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@UncleBlazer Your step dad commuted to work every day on The Polar Express ™️

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@Ky1eLong I now I know 🐻’s are winning.

K-Long yelling with steam rising off his head on the sidelines ?!?!?!?!

🔥!!!!

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@BBGreatMoments Him and Pujols at one point were terrifying

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@mlbelites_ Did he not hit much opposite field ? I didn’t realize he was such a pull side hitter. Love Griffey.

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@VinnysCorner1 K-Mart

[Uncle Pas @8EightPillars]

Philly handstyle is GOATED …that’s fire that Beans can still whip…fist modern writer Cornbread is from Philly too

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@rfkenmore Ready for a BBQ, church, the boardroom, or maybe even a little pick up game if necessary!!!