Senior.

Am just special in my own way....I was born from a humble family but I know that I will change everything there

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

Life is amazingly short.
Look for and do what makes you happy.
Shoot that shot on relationships, jobs, and business.
Make that trip.
Make new friends.
Try out that new skill.
Treat yourself to good drinks, food, clothes etc.
Life has no rehearsal. It either happens or not.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The Kenya Met Dept has issued an El Nino alert beginning October, but from the sound of things they may he forced to revise their predictions. Mungu bariki wengine sasa.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Prof Anyang’ Nyong’o: Borrowing money to invest in infrastructure is very positive; you are getting into debt for the right reasons. We have JKIA. If you compare it to Addis Ababa airport, we are doing very badly. A lot of planes would rather choose Addis as their airport than Nairobi because there are certain services we don’t have. If we borrowed money to improve our airport and get more business at the airport, very soon we would be making money to invest elsewhere #CitizenExplainer

[Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Commentaries) @gpdkaluma]

Luos, Luos!

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

When you loudly proclaim from the hilltop that you want build a better and prosperous Kenya, you don't pick the pieces Ruto discarded and found wanting. When you claim you want start on a clean slate, you don't eat Ruto's leftovers. When you claim your vision will propel Kenya to new height, you don't pick Ruto's rejects. When you claim to stand for principled goverment, you can't wear Ruto's mitumba. When you proudly claim to be the new kid on the block you don't copy Ruto's dance moves and date his X. When you want father kids you don't marry the woman Ruto divorce for stopped giving birth. Your best moves in politics shouldn't be palpably desperate. Linda Mwanachi's sizzle and pizzazz exemplified by Hon Babu Owino and Edward Sifuna met a clumsy reality check when Hon James Orengo took a chartered flight all the way to Malindi to gleefully receive a good lady whose stock had attained junk status in Kenya's political stock exchange.

[James Lokwale, FKIB @JamesLokwale]

At ODM Founders Dinner in Mombasa? President Ruto revealed details of Kenya's Vision 2060 roadmap, crafted during his last formal meeting with BABA.

Edwin Sifuna and Godfrey Osotsi are listening keenly. @gabrieloguda

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Those who are tired of safeguarding Baba Raila Amolo Odinga's legacy are free to chart their own path without belittling the man who gave his all to a thankless lot. Those of us who remain will do our best to make him proud. This we promised him.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The same revolutionaries who've been telling us that Prof Anyang Nyong'o is their role model are now rubbishing his development blueprint. On behalf of the people of Seme, we're asking you to make up your minds and leave our son alone.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Who would've thought those claiming to have the spirit of Raila Odinga would be the ones rubbishing his technical team?

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The Beast is dead. Long live THE BEAST!

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Ask Kalonzo about the "Your Name Betrays You" line used on Kennedy Mureithi.

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

I support @HonAdenDuale

You can't have Gachagua leading hate campaigns against everyone and not being held to account then others must be arrested.

No way!

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

@WahomeHon Go and ask your gachagua to apologise first

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

This was Raila Odinga speaking on Rigathi Gachagua.

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

@Moha001_Onyango What of laptops?

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

Nice one

[Philip Etale @EtalePhilip]

Affordable houses 🏡 in Kakamega’s Milimani area… What a beautiful site to see…

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

@SangKip4 @PhoneExpressKe Looking for a screen for this phone, can you help me out please.

[D I K E M B E @Disembe]

This is the language of Kikuyu politicians whenever out of power.

Give Kangata power and he will quickly discard this empty speech.

They talk like this before Luo audiences to con Luos of their national sensibilities.

[Senior. @jibril_0001]

@citizentvkenya When did Oburu became SG wa ODM

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

I understand I've been away, but why didn't you guys inform me there's already trouble in Paradise? Bwana who has the number of the Manager of NCPB in Kolenyo I'd love to order a wheelbarrow of popcorn now now.