(Austin Powers game tutorial level)
Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?
Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?
Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
You can still experience teenage love in your 20s btw, if you find another inexperienced person in their 20s who still has that same sense of fun, innocence, and whimsy in their heart.
The "invisible" hand of the free market isn't invisible to me at all. It wears a big white glove, shoots lasers from its fingertips, and occasionally swoops in for a powerful grab attack. It's honestly all a bit much.
Has anyone done any serious research on how all the secular lib parents are naming their kids Gideon and Celeste and all the God-fearing red-blooded Americans are giving their kids avant-garde dog names
Every conservative tweet about the Dunkin’s expansion is just about how they need to only hire white teenagers but I don’t think racist boomers truly care about who hands them their leafslop
I have a feeling the ‘opportunity’ Dunkin sees in Canada is to hire Canadians.
They will have seen all the complaints about Tim’s online.
We’ll know soon enough.
“Did my grandfather molest Jeffrey Epstein, as it seems he did many of the other kids in the neighborhood?”
Read Gabrielle Glancy’s story about growing up in Sea Gate, Brooklyn, in the ‘60s: https://t.co/Z5iFY2MOfo