🦉

The water doesn’t get warmer if you jump late

[🦉 @jideszn]

Late nights mixed with early days🦉

[🦉 @jideszn]

What a cuck

[SKB @seyikanbai]

Kate Scott asked Burna Boy to choose between Thierry Henry and Jay-Jay Okocha… Burna refused. 😂🇳🇬 He said you can’t walk into a barbershop in Nigeria without seeing a picture of Thierry Henry.

[Adetola Adedeji⭐ ⭐ @Adetolaa_a]

Not once have i seen Thierry Henry's picture in any barbershop?

[🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 @loveiceprincesz]

Isn't this just a Nigerian classroom

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[ABASIENYENE 🫦🍃 @onlyoneabbie]

I don die 😂😂😂😂😭

[Miles @C139999]

I see a ugly nigga with a bad bitch and be like how the 🚁

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Sadio Mane has 2 AFCON titles. I will not allow history to be rewritten in my presence. I know what I saw.

[VITINHO @euvitin0]

Desde quando estamos celebrando gravidez na adolescência?

[🦉 @jideszn]

@GW190521 Happy birthday 🫶🏽

[🦉 @jideszn]

Snuck in a fraud

[. @josh__tntl]

Anything from Guy Ritchie, Taylor Sheridan, Michael Bay, Christopher Nolan or Zack Snyder is automatically top shelf...

[Aditya @FCBarcaTalks]

I was satisfied by just this one trophy honestly... Never asked for more, but he just kept on feeding and feeding...
Thanks grandpa 😭😭😭😭

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

Now I’m completely done with this useless boy 😭😭😭💔

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

Stuck on 3rd Mainland?

Tire burst in Ikeja?

Car won't start in Lekki?

Just open your browser and search for "Lagos Tow"

No matter where you are in Lagos, https://t.co/zEUaUsK4Up gat you.

[TheCable @thecableng]

“When Chibok happened, it was the fault of President Jonathan. They went all over the world and asked Jonathan to bring back the children. But when this happened, no—it is the irresponsibility of the state governor and the state government.” — Seyi Makinde

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As we celebrate academic excellence, we will also acknowledge the teachers who made it possible.

Thank you for your thankless service, Tony.

[auf dem weg zur 80!!!!….. @onyeigboasef]

Loooool never thought I’ll ever agree with anything these two say…

[🦉 @jideszn]

I’m happy but empty. What am I?

[Esquire 🌺 @NovoRomantic]

I’m really an amateur at this capitalism thing ngl

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans