jignesh patel

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@whoskj2 He must be hanged in public with his dick and balls stuffed in hos mouth, cartel style. He deserves death for treason.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@theexwhogothot I agree. What nonsense !!. Mera purana Bihari dost, jabse uski NASA mein JE ki naukri lagi hai, woh mujhe pajeet kahke bulata hai !!. Kya ho gaya hai biharion ko !!.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@suktabombil Bacchon ko gaumutra ki IV chadado lunch time mein !!. Khane mein gobar ka halva. B'chod had kar di

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Zingoorr How can you file FIR for monkey on monkey crime ? IPC only applies to insaani crimes.

[Jayashankar Vijaraghavan @JayashankarKV]

More power to you @t_d_h_nair This too shall pass. Despotic regime will fall.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@JitendraEmmani Useless country ka passport useless hi hoga !!

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Fletcherlad Wait till you see downtown Sarjapur.

[Chirag Patel @PrabhsehajSingh]

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[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Prakash69978D @OxNeeraj In cold weather, monitor lizards hibernate so some rapists turn to women but this is a very tiny minority. As i said before, women are on the whole safer in Maha compared to Bihar. FYI, i am neutral gujju.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Akshaykalkal93 @asuph Tum behenchod office hours mein office ka kam nahin karte, tum kya raat mein kam karoge ? Yuva pidi ko Sirf kaam/saax ki pari hui hai. Mujhe Sab pata hai. No more porn in Amrit kaal. Modi ji kuch kariye, pleaj. Please cut all broadband cables and save sanatan. JSR, BMKJ.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@NalinisKitchen I am aware of this scam and it was far more blatant than you describe. The brains they scanned were all gujarati who are famous for having really tiny brains so the work got done in a week but they dragged it over 4 years. Terrible level of corruption.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@askbhupi Ab pakistan se pit kar aayenge toh kis par frustration nikalenge ? Of course hum par !!.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Politicalbua Unlike your papa who spent his youth raping your mummy according to 5000 year old sanatani tradition !!.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Subytweets Ayurveda and allied ancient mumbo jumbo treatment will kick in once the patient is dead as a door nail. These treatments will of course be separately charged in the final bill. Please give at least one week time post ICU death to ascertain the efficacy of these treatments.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@rajuparulekar Brand new custom guillotine from France, blade from Mumbai's chor bazaar.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@Politicalbua I find this more wholesome than idiotic mumbo-jumbo-giri. India should go the thailand way and rake in some serious saax tourism $.

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@OxNeeraj At least Marathis can think out of the box. Bad joke !!

[jignesh patel @jigneshpatel82x]

@yoursnandieni According to mythology, after the vanar sena returned victoriously from Lanka, Ram disbanded the sena and settled all of them in Bihar. Why cant we reclassify the descendants as Monkeys, make a few planet of the apes movies & cash in on fan base tourism & merchandise $$ ?