Love cycling. When out on my bike and I hear a helicopter overhead I immediately start an internal Tour de France race commentary inside my head and pretend I'm on the telly.
This handsome Italian programmer can't have sex after a botched back surgery. The plan? Train him as a master assassin, leading to a nationwide manhunt that will make millions of women want to pleasure him orally.
@_Jyggalag_ This is indeed Warhammer Fantasy. I know because I saw it on the painter's desk. He was having a bit of a laugh, as we did at the time, before all you sad bastards came into the hobby and started treating it like a religion.
My friend and I once tried to read It Ends With Us together and it’s very bad in a lot of ways. For example, why does Colleen Hoover keep mentioning marine-grade polymer? It comes up so many times. It’s so funny. Why is she doing this