Juliette

high school, GCSEs, photography, gigs, russell brand <33, the mighty boosh is amazing, booshism !!, british and proud :]

[Juliette @jigsaww]

http://t.co/XNU6zmU05P In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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http://t.co/p7z9FpyAyE Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/y7lLbPbOAf

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/OKlm1Jsu2s

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http://t.co/YjBWcGS6VU Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/M8HUAWY9GY

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http://t.co/qhtvPA7EVv It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/GAfMAYbYsl

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/NlFi2bEnl4

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http://t.co/cF5j6wvBs6 If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/297naWA1oI Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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Fish are just mobile sushi storage units. http://t.co/DJRI9LYZ

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http://t.co/MnTpOjHz This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit.

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http://t.co/ug8CLhbP My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don’t get any help from the therdadeter.

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http://t.co/ZEFzStAh Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax.

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Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house. http://t.co/hoN5QG64

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http://t.co/z8ECpi2u Why is it okay when a woman has sex with someone half her age, but when a man does it, it's awesome?

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http://t.co/k1V3AF2d When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny.

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http://t.co/rSWQGMfA Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits.

[Juliette @jigsaww]

is doing coursework even through i don't want to !!!