JD

Redundant Ironic Oxymoron

[JD @jija21]

I’ma wear this like a badge of honor! #vaccinated

[JD @jija21]

Get me this @unejay

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My wife got a spinning cake platter thing and went mad with power. Everything we own will now be frosted. You've been warned.

[JD @jija21]

I baked some cinnamon buns. They came from a cardboard tube.

[JD @jija21]

@OshieHikes Oh no!!! I saw the pic and thought it was Luna!! I’m happy she’s safe but I’m crying about Max 😢. I never met him but I love(d) him through your posts. So sorry for your loss.

[JD @jija21]

How did I go from working part time 1 day/week to having 3 jobs on call 24/7? Employers won’t to accept my resignation. On that note, job hiring in Van Nuys CA (ASAP). 3 days/wk. Tasks include but not limited to: Payroll, invoicing, payables. DM me for details.

[JD @jija21]

@yshell Sino yun?

[JD @jija21]

@larapanget Plantita!!!

[JD @jija21]

@Vinellerr @DirekJoey May VHS pa ‘ko niyan!

[JD @jija21]

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[JD @jija21]

Yep!

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Did I do this right?

[JD @jija21]

This.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Yeah, before you announce to the world that you’d rather Donald Trump get a second term than one of the Democratic candidates, think for a second about the most vulnerable people in your life who would be hurt by four more years of this lunatic and GOP rule.

[JD @jija21]

@yshell Dibeh!?!?!?

[JD @jija21]

Sssd

[JD @jija21]

Enjoy this time together. Small moments forge deep bonds. #imissyou

[JD @jija21]

@Casey The #TickFire is about 10 miles from my house. The fire 2 weeks ago (#SaddleridgeFire ) started in my backyard!

[JD @jija21]

You've never been my "in case of emergency" person but you've always been the first responder on my emergencies. And somehow, your number is one of the few I have memorized. And you say you don't want to be my "person" #anglabomo

[JD @jija21]

Not everything can be fixed by you bringing me food. But I'll take that potroast, TYVM!

[JD @jija21]

Past is past. No takesies backsies! Just when he’s moved on you decide to bait and reel him back. Ugh! Why do I always get the weak ones with the crazy fickle exes???

[JD @jija21]

TFW you’re crying in your car trying to hide your tears behind your glasses and you realize you’re wearing clear glasses NOT sunglasses! #emotepamore

[JD @jija21]

@larapanget @yshell Hindi na pareho size ko nung “early days” eh 😂🤣

[JD @jija21]

Been listening to @decemberave a lot lately. It’s just....oh my ❤️💔🖤...the feels.... #akinkanalangplease