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nothing to see here

[jill @jill_i_am___]

♬♪waneeeeta plazaa♩♪

~ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍᶦⁿ ᶦᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ~

♩♪ ♩♬ waneta plazaaa ♬♩♩

[jill @jill_i_am___]

mookie betts has a name destined for major league baseball

[jill @jill_i_am___]

getting out of the taxi and telling my cabbie to drive safe 🫶🏻

[jill @jill_i_am___]

those lyrics have lived rent free in my head for 13 years minimum and hitting every note with no prior thought was an out of body experience

[jill @jill_i_am___]

thought i was prepared to take on whatever today threw at me, but breakeven by the script just came on shuffle #prayedtoagodidontbelievein #igottimeandshesgotfreedom #WHATAMISUPPOSEDTODOWHENTHEBESTPARTOFMEWASALWAYSYOU

[jill @jill_i_am___]

i won’t stop grinding until i’m pulling into this driveway at the end of the day

[Tim Platt @TimothyPlatt]

@jplepore

[jill @jill_i_am___]

honey you mist auburn big time

[jill @jill_i_am___]

zero engagement. reminds me why i left twitter.

[jill @jill_i_am___]

i hear their scallops are legendary, but am i willing to take the risk???

[jill @jill_i_am___]

the fish bus is in town

[jill @jill_i_am___]

the worst part about peeling beets must be the slow reaction time to noticing you’ve peeled the skin off a finger drawing blood

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

[jill @jill_i_am___]

my tweets marinating in the drafts have vanished but i suppose thats for the best

[jill @jill_i_am___]

if cats are meant to live in the wild without us, whos gonna get the little goopies out of their eyes?

[jill @jill_i_am___]

drinking a g & t after freshly brushed teeth, just to feel something

[jill @jill_i_am___]

Dr. Oz is a polarizing figure

[jill @jill_i_am___]

top of the fridge at a short persons house is always so dusty. a life lesson on perspective

[jill @jill_i_am___]

i need to get my hands on a better bread knife because this one’s just not going to cut it

[jill @jill_i_am___]

driving barefoot has me doing a spongebob on the gas pedal like