Dear house flippers,
Please, be more intentional with your work.
I'm trying to buy a house for my family & all I can find are flips.
I just wanna buy a normal house. Not one with white brick & gray plastic floors.
Please stop flipping in areas where there aren't a lot of inventory, bc then people that don't want flips have 0 options.
I'd rather have an old 70s ugly house that I get for an ok price instead of a more expensive gray box I STILL want to redo.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Lawmakers say Trump’s personal lawyers — Bondi, Blanche, and Patel — withheld or redacted an estimated 95% of references to Donald Trump in the Epstein files — roughly 950,000 of 1M+ mentions, per staff calculations.
If accurate, this is one of the largest political cover-ups ever carried out against the public.
Pro Tip for all you asshole ICE Agents -
The $50k sign on bonus is paid out after 5 years of service with ICE.
Any advance you received and were told you didn’t have to pay back…
Is only valid after 5 years of service with ICE.
The 22nd Amendment of the Constitution Prevents Trump from running in 2028…
Trump will not be President in 2031.
JD Vance will not be elected President in 2028.
Republicans will not control the House in 2026 or 2031.
You will not receive your bonuses.
You will have to pay back every dime of advanced pay.
In short - You will not be employed after 2028.
You will likely be facing criminal charges by 2029.
Sleep well, fucking idiots.
🚨 JUST IN: Jacob Frey: If this were about immigration enforcement, ICE wouldn’t be flooding Minneapolis. There are far more undocumented people in Florida, Texas, and Utah.
Why Minnesota? Politics. We have Democratic leadership.
Minneapolis and St. Paul each have ~600 officers. ICE and Border Patrol are now in the thousands, draining local resources, costing millions in overtime, hurting small businesses, and scaring families.
This isn’t public safety. It’s unconstitutional political targeting.
The MAGA Right spent this week rationalizing a federal agent executing an American mother on camera as she tried to drive away from him.
Meanwhile, this week on the socialist Left, Zohran secured the governor's support for 2 years of universal daycare.
Choose wisely.
Both Thomas Massie and MTG are saying if Trump's DOJ redacts any of the names from the Epstein files, they will personally read the names on the House floor.
ABC: Robert Irwin we’d love to have you on this season of DWTS!
Robert: Awesome, mate!
ABC: We’re gonna bring up your dad being dead.
Robert: Like at the beginning? The intro?
ABC: All the time. Literally the whole time.
Starting at 1% in the polls, @ZohranKMamdani pulled off one of the great political upsets in modern American history.
Yes. We CAN create a government that represents working people and not the 1%.
I look forward to working with Zohran as he builds a city that works for all.
Everybody talking about how poor people shouldn’t be able to buy junk food on food stamps..
Well, I don’t think billionaires oughta be able to buy 14-year-olds on private islands..
But here we are
Laying off federal workers and doubling the price of health insurance was a choice. Making the price of electricity go up double the inflation rate is a choice. And giving 20 billion dollars to Argentina is a choice. They have enough money. They just don’t have any for you.
Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes.
Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.