jillybean

My fingers are permenantly orange from eating too many cheetos

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

Just cherish everything. You just never know so love and laugh and cry and be you and enjoy every second of it. You only get one shot.

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

@selenagomez is a goddess. #LookAtHerNow

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

No one:
Literally absolutely no one ever:

Me: MALLO-FUCKING-MARS! Wooo! Goddamn i love fall and i love mallomars! Best time of the year!

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

Joyce is literally the biggest bitch. Wow @Stranger_Things just wow.

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

After 5 seasons of finally binge watching @ScandalABC im gonna say it. It wont be easy but im gonna say it. Olivia Pope is the worst female character Ive ever read/ watched.

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

Ever since my dog got diabetes and went blind.. all my family talks about is his pee stats, his sugarless treats and how well he doesnt walk into the furniture throughout the day

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.

[EMILY⛆ @emilyvmna]

next year’s met gala should be “climate change” themed or “saving the planet” themed and all the celebrities extravagant ball outfits have to be sustainable

i’m talking dresses made out of reusable straws here

and donations should be made towards saving the planet too

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

So i was INSIDE & some dickhead loser decided that after riding his skateboard in the rain it was good idea to ride the wet skateboard inside & then stop in front of me but falls down while the skateboard crashed over my foot & into my shin. I am currently bleeding and bruised ✌🏻

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

@stef_lip Final straw! Theyre a little expensive but the quality is amazing and the silicone tip really helps theyre foldable come with a traveling case and dishwasher holder 😊

[Hurm @SonHiram]

NIGHT KING SUPER PUSSY FOR DUCKING THE 1v1 vs JON! LETS SPEAK ON IT!

[Tobi @tob1ogun3]

Danaerys: DRACARYS

Night King:
#GameofThrones

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

Also not even the Night King wants to go one on one with Jon Snow #GamefThrones

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

Say what you want about 'no major characters died" those who did die (lady mormont, dondarrion and edd) died wth honor, died protecting others. This episode had valiance and friendship written between the lines. #GameOfThornes

[Jonathan Núñez PT, DPT, CSCS @jnunezf7]

Finals MVP: Arya Stark

MVP: Melisandre

Defensive player of the year: Jorah Mormont

Rookie of the Year: Lyanna Mormont

Most Improved Player: Daenerys Targaryen

Sixth Man of the Year: Grey Worm

GOAT: Jon Snow 🐐

[jillybean @jillbatmann]

"Everything you did brought where you are now, where you beling... home."
Never forget who you were but dont loose sight of who you need to become. Thanks #GameofThones

[Nadia Shammas 🇵🇸 @Nadia_Shammas_]

When Daenerys says people oppose her rule because they don't like women's rule thats kinda bullshit its probably because they don't like being roasted alive by tyrannical foreign leaders with magic nukes at the slightest resistance

[Veronica Shaw @_veemarie]

April 25th! Not too hot and not too cold! All you need is a light jacket!