Jill Beitzel

I like dinosaurs

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@cara_alexandra @Uber @Uber_Support That’s freaking bonkers! Truly their customer service is atrocious. I can’t imagine training employees to “help” people in this manner.

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@vbrewts @justinbieber He was for sure ok. Lol

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@vbrewts @justinbieber He was at the bar sitting next to me with his head down and everyone around him kept ordering shots and I’m like yo this one needs a water and I’m wearing open toed shoes... please don’t make him puke. Legit rubbing his back like “damn your friends suck, are you sure you’re ok?”

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@vbrewts @AmericanAir Oh oh no

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@cloudynoir I dare you.

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@NYCDeacon PUPPY!

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@NYCDeacon shut your mouth.

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@NYCDeacon GET ONE!!!!

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@cloudynoir resigning immediately. Those with resting heart rate above 60, need not apply. She'll give u heart attack

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@cloudynoir I'm trying to buy you morals but I can't find them on amazon... 😈😈😘😘

[zaddy @AndrewFreij]

RIP: 2k15 -- Reason: SHADY AF

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@ChelseaNedo : we parked in the cupboard. Me: she means parking garage... #shitchelseasays

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

One way to help heal the divisive wounds of this election. Connect, Communicate, and Congregate. Everywhere with everyone.

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

u can do better
hi, i'm better

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@officiallyddrh : "you sound like a Bassett hound"
Me: "you mean broken record?" 🙈🙈 #shitdaquansays sounds like #shitdanisays @danifreij

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@cloudynoir you get me worked up

[KRISTA ROYAL ♡ @krista_kane]

@JillBeitzel she also texted me this morning saying "hungover"

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@krista_kane you should appreciate this

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@danifreij : "I don't get hungover, I just get tired and sick."
... Literally a hangover. #shitdanisays

[Jill Beitzel @JillBeitzel]

@danifreij : "Chi-poll-tay"
Me: "The L is after the T"
Dani: "Chi-poll-tay! How am I saying it wrong?" #shitdanisays