jill burrell

Reality is all we have, so let's talk about it.

Tutor in science, maths & literacy.
I have a views on science,politics,education,health,diet,and randomness.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Farmers. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this shower will be gone.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

A chancellor who has never run a business and reports to a prime minister who has never run a business and is advised by civil servants who have never run a business - is about to advise business owners how to run a business.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!

#BudgetDay

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Taxes will increase by £40bn, Reeves confirms. This is a record for modern times, more than Lamont's tax rises in 1992 #Budget2024

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Breaking: Rachel Reeves is going to raise employers' National Insurance by 2% in her anti-growth, business bashing, disaster budget.

Here is Rachel Reeves criticising the Tories for doing the same thing in 2021.

The lies and hypocrisy from this spiteful Labour govt is endless.

[💥₿💥 🚜🫒🕊️ @UKbitcoinHODL]

She’d have wiped the floor with the two of them

#SunakvStarmer #ITVDebate

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@premierinn Could you just get those dealing with the emails to reply please. You're ruined a weekend away for two vulnerable people by giving them inadequate accommodation, and are now messing them around .

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@premierinn Following up on a complaint made to you months ago. Not happy with the absence of resolution of this. Involves two disabled friends whose weekend away was ruined by the lack of provision of suitable accommodation.

[Mac Giolla Chaillin @endthebread]

Can anybody at all anywhere give me a good reason as to why Matt Petgrave hasn't been arrested and charged with Murder for this fucking obvious fatal attack on an opponent?

This is NOT a freak accident, it's a fucking Kung Fu kick.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@The_Trump_Train YES

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@Premier_Inn2 you need to sort your DMs out. The robot has no clue.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@InnPremierdesck This has been done, but your robot is hopeless.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@premierinn Perhaps you could reply to your DMs properly rather than keep robotically keeping on requesting the same information repeatedly.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@wordstionary D

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@thameswater Messaged you.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@thameswater trying to read a meter for a friend before moving out today, and no clue where the meter is. Help please.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@Ajaon_of_All He's kept me entertained.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@WholesomeMeme The smoothest thing would have been if you had given her several whole packets as a parting thank you.

[jill burrell @jillburrell]

@its_the_Dr Yes

[JusticeforReggie @JusticeforRegg1]

Please #retweet

Hi all I saw this today in #fairlands valley park he’s with the caravans i believe Eastern #European travellers I asked if he was for sale and they said yes £1000 if he’s anyone’s please ! I want to take him but can’t afford Believe may have been stolen