Jill Case

There are only two types of women- goddesses and doormats

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nausea is so unserious.

either throw up… or stop making me feel like i might throw up for the next three hours. pick a struggle.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

As an educated woman, I support abortion only in extreme circumstances, like when someone is pregnant and doesn’t want to be.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

"How to kill a woman without leaving a trace" was googled 163 million times in 2025. But it's okay let's talk about alimony and the male loneliness epidemic.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !