jill

girl larry david

[jill @jillception]

acts of radical creativity

[jill @jillception]

i’m the marty supreme of pool beer pong

[jill @jillception]

not my house but i know the way around

[jill @jillception]

my jalapeno plant is infested with aphids

[jill @jillception]

if you put a slice of lemon or lime in a diet coke it turns it into a healthy food and then becomes really good for you

[jill @jillception]

i get drunk and start refilling the soap at my house

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

maybe if you let me be your lover
maybe if you tried then I would not bother

[gggg @shesgoingbald]

when sontag said that the fear of getting older is equivalent to abusing the present

[jill @jillception]

what earning enough dunkin points to get a free coffee feels like

[jill @jillception]

birthday bahn mi is now

[jill @jillception]

gay guy hypotheticals be like 1,000,000 dollars or dinner with lisa vanderpump

[jill @jillception]

white people be like the theatre applauded after my showing of backrooms

[jill @jillception]

everything feels like this but sadder

[jill @jillception]

the pride, prejudice, and zombification of the turn of the screw

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘VICTORIAN PSYCHO’, starring Maika Monroe.

The film follows an eccentric governess who takes care of children in a remote gothic manor whilst hiding her psychopathic tendencies.

In theaters later this year.

[jill @jillception]

my fifth grade students asking me if i’ve seen the boiled one phenomenon at 7:50 am

[jill @jillception]

i’m assembling a team

[jill @jillception]

saw obsession last night instead of watching playoff basketball #culturati

[jill @jillception]

they’re saying it’s gonna be a sneaker pimps summer

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Dimes square autofiction literary crit mag son or pseudo intellectual culture video essay daughter

[jill @jillception]

my ben affleck mii’s favorite foods are cigarettes and lobster rolls like oh i’m sure

[jill @jillception]

plum wine at 4 pm and lena dunham memoir on the deck #yep #feminist