💌Jillian

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

we’ve had these plans for like a month

[e @wtvrem13]

what the fuck is this storm. is my built in the 1800s Chicago apartment going to collapse. am i going to die

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[낋이 @dakggi]

쌓으면 대나무가 완성되는 컵이라니🎋🎋🎋

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Definitely going to start using this as an excuse to blow off events moving forward.

“Hey man, you coming to that dinner tonight?”

“Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.”

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

I don’t even speak english anymore

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

me liking every Chris Brown hate tweet

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[໊ @buffys]

how it feels to not know a single chris brown song

[zero @yves8nts]

drank some vietnamese coffee for the first time i feel like this

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

It’s the natural law of the universe for everything to work out when you relax about it

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese