kindle queen

fun fact queen// @VelasquezKevin1 // she/her

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

How it started: How it’s going:

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

@RobertSkvarla Pitch Perfect is about 9/11 https://t.co/MK53zZsFRr it’s nonsense but the argument is 🤌🏻

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

Targeted ads act like your grandma when you mention in passing you like something once and it’s all you get for every holiday for the next 20 years

[B @Breliloquy]

Love watching The Bear when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Carmy having a worse one.

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

I went to bed with a 100° fever and woke up with no power on what will be an almost 100° day so I wouldn’t call this the greatest weekend of my life

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

I always feel like a failure when I buy something from a sponsored ad but tbh my ad algorithm took a gamble that my love of hockey romance novels would mean I actually wanted to buy Kraken tickets and it got me there

[snowbaird ceo | hotd spoilers @snxwbaird]

Donald Sutherland, famed anti war activist and pro palestine supporter, has passed away today. We all know him best as President Snow, but let’s remember why he took the role.

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

I can’t believe Disney ended sexism in 2007 in Jump In! when Corbin Bleu said that girls can box just like guys can do other stuff too 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Girlwife Bitch Boss @husbandfuck3r]

Being married is cool you can be laying next to your husband in bed while he’s really studiously pondering his phone and you look over and he’s googling “what is the largest bird”

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

i am aging precipitously i fear… losing my ironic detachment, losing my edge…. crossword puzzles elicit real emotion from me… saw a greeting card that said “the first five days after sunday are the hardest” and thought it was pretty good

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

“The students don’t know what they’re talking about”

The students:

[hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn]

I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

If I ever even hypothetically wondered if I could go back to eating meat after 6.5 years as a vegetarian, I answered it by just bringing apology greens and berries to a bunny because my dog had tried to kill it

[bella @earlygirl__]

men’s “hear me out”: a conventionally attractive woman with slightly shorter-than-average hair

women’s “hear me out”:

[trash jones @jzux]

sick days are cool but employers should also offer happy days. if you're in a really good mood you shouldn't have to go to work

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

who wants to come over and do this with me

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you

[kindle queen @jillian_lee7]

I was just ruder in one word to the man who cuts my grass than I think I’ve ever been to any other person in my life