Jillian Paris

Let’s go to Chilis

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Growing up means putting your peanut m&ms in a Tupperware instead of a plastic bag

[karabara @k_dubzz21]

it’s a true tragedy that mtv created so many great shows that they could replay but instead choose to play ridiculousness for 22 hours a day

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Can adults eat applesauce asking for a friend

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Sad day when your screen protector cracks for the first time.. looks like you’ve got about 20 more lives buddy

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

When ur car smells like hand sanitizer and bojangles😤

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Golf is on I guess that means nap time

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

The best kind of muffin is blueberry and that’s final

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

I just really wanna go on Wheel of Fortune

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Does your mom grip the drivers side door every time you drive or does she love u

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Life would be better without all the crumbs at the bottom of the cereal bag

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Half of my workout consists of taking timer selfies srry if you receive them

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

I definitely wash my shoes an abnormal amount

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Do you ever just forget when your own birthday is or is that just me

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

It’s 2020 and people still don’t use their turn signals

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

“Rain was on the calendar” oh didn’t know it was planned but ok

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

I’ve gotten used to blacking out every time I stand up so I’m healthy

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

My mom was not proud that I have her credit card memorized

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Just killed a spider where’s my reward

[Jillian Paris @jillian_paris]

Toy Story 3 did not have to be that stressful