Jillian Shorten

Carthage ‘23

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

*dog walks backwards*
Dad: doing the moonwalk? Good boy.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

My @Grubhub driver just told me I’m going to get diabetes from drinking too much @DietCoke … love a girl who looks out for me ❤️

[ZHC @zhc_yt]

I’m going to give $5,000 to one person in 72 hours who retweets this and follows me
I’ll show proof!

[Carthage College @carthagecollege]

We’re glad to share something so happy that you can see the smile behind the mask. Emma Kopitke ‘20, a nursing graduate currently working at @LoyolaHealth, received the first dose of her COVID-19 vaccine today.

Vaccines and amazing frontline workers like Emma help save lives.

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

if you’re doing your best today, it’s wayyy more than enough.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Carthage College @carthagecollege]

People weren’t shy about sharing what they think our new athletics team name should be on social media. Here are just a few of their ideas.

Speaking of ideas, we want yours! Submit your idea for our new name by heading to https://t.co/3ki0D9Mwb2.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

watching a vid of myself forgetting my cello music @ a recital (3rd grade) and the feeling of embarrassment stings just as bad 11 years later 😬

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

even if the only thing you did today was open a diet coke, you’re doing alright.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

Tired of people saying “if you think/don’t think __________, then you are part the problem”. We are all part of most problems, focus on bettering yourself instead of assigning blame onto others.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

@jaredmecham https://t.co/Cfi5rPjiEu my sisters business—really good quality and very comfy!

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

This just in:

[Kaylee Langland @kayleelangland]

Please vote for Dash it only takes thirty seconds! For each vote I will give him an additional belly rub🤍https://t.co/vKj4FhNpiQ

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

Proud of you!! @FaddenKyler

[CHSD155 @CHSD155]

#THANKFULTHURSDAY: Thank you to this week’s D155 alumni for their incredible work on the frontlines of the COVID-19 response. We cannot express our gratitude enough! Stay tuned next Thursday for more outstanding graduates. #healthcareheroes #d155inspire

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

@jstantesly13 @Station19 😂😂

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

“I was friends with the actor from @Station19 in high school. We didn’t really talk. I was on stage crew when they did Dracula and I was in charge of the bats.” -dad

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

Swimming was always really rewarding on the good days, but nothing felt better than pushing through a practice on a bad day. Just clears your mind. I can’t wait to get back in when this is all over.

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

@theyearofelan ❤️❤️

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

Everyone else: “there is no such thing as a stupid question”
My dad: “why would you ask such a stupid question that’s ridiculous”

[Jillian Shorten @jilliancs73101]

“I bet they paid peter’s mom a bitch bonus” #TheBachelor