Jillian Burke

30, Canadian. Pepsi, music, and tech addict. Web developer.

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@mcflurry_slut Is my guess of mackerel correct for my girl Stevie?

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[jay 🍉 @wasteofurfaith]

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ethel Cain reacts to Donald Trump's win:

“If you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person.”

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

This is the worst timeline 😮‍💨

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

😭😭

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@visionbored2 Crazy this isn't a @jasminericegirl tweet

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

As those who follow me here already know, this past week I drove in a convoy that delivered ambulances to Ukraine. In this thread, I’d like to share some impressions from the very short time I spent in Lviv.

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@sarinaseaaa My cat is also named Stevie after Stevie Nicks ☺️

Making fun of an animal's name as a vet/vet tech is wild lol. Half the fun of pets is that their names can be silly! And Stevie isn't even silly!!

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

Oh no, this made me laugh too hard.

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@standupmonkey Dude the 6TEEN characters omg 😭 if there were ever an opportunity to have collectable figures of them made I would empty my wallet without hesitation.

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

HUGE

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Eugene Levy has joined ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ season 4 in a recurring role.

(https://t.co/N5ns4HpLDV)

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@crits4cats @mrfishtopher maybe you've already shared, but if not can we help sweet sunflower?? 🥺

[mica(ela) @ishadowheart]

“one sec honey, i just need to ask shadowheart how im holding up in her estimations”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

So glad this show is getting all the love on this thread. It's so fuckin funny, my god

[Fckgriffth @kukulekelku]

How do you think we feel mitchell

[Jillian Burke @JillianDBurke]

@higround The pokeball board for sure 😍