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[jill @jillianf00]

Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait #champs @BrookeH_88

[jill @jillianf00]

@louisecollisny Hi

[jill @jillianf00]

@Finulisreina Stay strong queen

[April @aprilglick]

the Mets are not a baseball team so much as they are a psychological experiment

[jill @jillianf00]

@JonnyRoot_ You are a fucking loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[jill @jillianf00]

@louisecollisny Okay slay queen!!!!!

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

Gonna frame a photo of Zohran on my wall like Catholic grandmothers did with JFK

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[Tyler 🍇 @Illidansboyfrnd]

changing the story from the book in order to make sure we have Rebecca Ferguson in the movie is something i support 100%

[Aphex Twink @aesthete_angel]

is there a mister ogynist? i'd be much more comfortable speaking to him

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://t.co/BtplqKr3TZ

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

when she announces another album during her vows

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

me as a dj:

is everybody out there mad at me?

[a @ihcarama]

can’t believe zohran just became the president of the united states

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[sahib.e.qiran @sahibeqiran]

Permission to lib out

[shirt @waivemyfee]

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on