jillian

no how dare me

[jillian @jillianio_]

look, I've seen enough dicks in my day to say I've seen enough dicks in my day

[jillian @jillianio_]

the word south always sounds like it’s being pronounced wrong and it’s making my tongue uncomfortable

[jillian @jillianio_]

eat my
Assets And Contributions To Society

[jillian @jillianio_]

trump’s fam all inherited either his weak chin or weak mind or an unfortunate combo

[jillian @jillianio_]

i’m pretty sure priuses come with feel the bern stickers

[jillian @jillianio_]

but at what cost

[jillian @jillianio_]

y do lesbians all have long necks

[jillian @jillianio_]

am i gay? (asking for a friend)

[jillian @jillianio_]

@realDonaldTrump hey nasty is our word

[jillian @jillianio_]

but like..where it at tho 👀 https://t.co/JkzHFcUCGd

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have made more progress in the last nine months against ISIS than the Obama Administration has made in 8 years.Must be proactive & nasty!

[jillian @jillianio_]

y'all have a lot in common then https://t.co/1vjrQ5Cjc9

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

ESPN is paying a really big price for its politics (and bad programming). People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!

[jillian @jillianio_]

can't wait to drive my Suburu over Bev's kid's bike bc she called my kid's soccer skills lack luster at yesterday's BBQ.

[jillian @jillianio_]

i can't wait to be an iconic College Lesbian.

[jillian @jillianio_]

@RoseEllenDix bET

[jillian @jillianio_]

@RoseEllenDix no but seriously what a dickhead

[jillian @jillianio_]

@RoseEllenDix i want to get to the r o o t of his anger

[jillian @jillianio_]

u kno when someone tells you a gross fact about wut ur eating WHILE ur eating it?? like bAbE the damage is done now

[jillian @jillianio_]

oh it was in my other pocket thank god

[jillian @jillianio_]

shit i forgot my wrench

[jillian @jillianio_]

but is it gay if she's straight

[jillian @jillianio_]

u ever feel inadequate bc you'll never b able to dick tht one girl down