jillian

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

accidentally packed up my water bottles so i’m going to the gym with this #TheBearOnHulu

[olga @NOTolgaa]

some guy next to me at nowadays started throwing up and i was like ‘hey are you ok’ and he said ‘yeah i’m just throwing up’

[pinkpantheress @pinkpantheress2]

ain’t shit sweet until you put respect on clairo 💯

[balkanka @missuonmylips]

Go against lena it gon cost ya

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

girl shave your elbows we’re going to tallahassee florida

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

God dammit I’m so fucking white and I love electric light orchestra

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[fontaines, district of columbia @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

I will die for my country new york city

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

The game was fun and all but back to reality... School tomorrow 😒😩

[Jake Langbecker @jake_langbecker]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My saturday night live
Knicks in five

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

Leaving love island on the first day because I forgot my bathing suit

[Asante Blackk @AsanteBlackk]

RIP RUE WE GON MISS U DAWG #EUPHORIA @ruebennett

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.