Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store
"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"
"Yes"
"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"
I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say that. They’re right, but why did they say it.
acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos
My "high functioning autism" is basically everyone else seeing me as "completely normal but maybe just a bit picky/ particular"... while internally it's me in constant sensory overload, social overload, and fighting against my executive dysfunction to just do stuff