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she/her | BLM | ACAB | abolish ICE | free Palestine 🇵🇸

[𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎’sf愛 @nilosf69]

j'ai appris que les allergies au pollen sont le résultat d'une surpopulation d'arbres mâles donc encore une fois les hommes

[Mr. Grit @butterandgrits]

I’ll never forgive the door dash lady in Arkansas that took this photo of me. Had me out here looking like I steal chicken wings

[擬態猫🧶 @YoungerDryasX]

キャロットケーキ

[Cat is life ~猫は人生~ @nekokolife]

生まれてから現在までなんとも言えない顔し続けてるこの猫、好きすぎる。

[🍁philip @PhiliDips_]

Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store

"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"

"Yes"

"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

pretty whimsical breakfast

[j @jillianrtx]

just ate chicken nuggets and Dijon mustard for breakfast my stomach is about to be CHURNNNNING on this treatment floor

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[mariana Z @mariana057]

After 30 minutes of being ignored, it's amazing how fast Lowe's employees show up when you try to start a chainsaw.

[🍃🕊️ @_littlegroves]

pretty handmade floral purse

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[🍃🕊️ @_littlegroves]

pretty strawberry candles, I want to eat them 😋

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say that. They’re right, but why did they say it.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Schiaparelli RTW Spring 2023

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Abandoned by everyone, embraced by nature.

[psicanalista histérica @sequelazz]

acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐗 ♟️♟️ @JoNExfundz]

My "high functioning autism" is basically everyone else seeing me as "completely normal but maybe just a bit picky/ particular"... while internally it's me in constant sensory overload, social overload, and fighting against my executive dysfunction to just do stuff