jillian thomas

fries before guys

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

michael scott was my inspiration

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

3 years ago i peaked

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

michael scott was my inspiration

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

a great representation of how 2020 has gone

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

actresses pulling up to the golden globes like

[giselle’✨ @g_carrillo_]

Online school stresses me out 10x more than regular school

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

realizing that i should be driving up today to start college is just really depressing

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Sebastian: There u see her, sitting there across da way

CDC: 6 ft away?

S: She don't got a lot to say but there's sometin about her

CDC: It may be corona

S: And u don't know y but you're dying to try

CDC: You actually may die

S: You wanna kiss girl

CDC: Sha-la-la-la-la-la

[Torrie @torrietunes]

I’m going to throw a huge party once the COVID-19 disaster is over and I’m only inviting people that took social distancing seriously.

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

@torrietunes i haven’t kissed anyone since 2018. cry me a river

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

my mom came home with what she thought were “mint” oreo thins

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

don’t worry guys. my 3 year old niece is here to explain how to stop the corona virus

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

she’s feelin herself

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

@makarastarnes3 not even a question

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

@makarastarnes3 yes

[Torrie @torrietunes]

My skin in Utah vs. my skin in California.

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

everytime i start getting ready to go out

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I've had enough of this - good night!

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

ur welcome for this

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

@en_jajaja @Jakeppersonstan jake you’re calling your girlfriend psycho @Jakeppersonstan @abby_johnson321

[abby @abby_johnson321]

I only go on here every couple of months to see what @jillianthomas__ tweets about me then retweet it and thats all

[jillian thomas @jillianthomas__]

this may be the best thread of all time https://t.co/5oXJigxYx3