squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
hey do u kno that feeling when a coworker or person you’ve never spoken to gives you the nicest compliment ever and in that moment you realize that even if you think you’re invisible, you’re simply not and not only are people perceiving you but they’re doing so in a positive light and bc your inner voice is so negative you’re just stunned and in disbelief that someone could say such kind things to you and about you and you think about the compliment for the rest of the day into the night. like do u kno that feeling.
My favorite genre of SVU episode is the kind where there’s a clearly evil child who’s killed 70,000 dogs and cats, but their idiot parents are like “we’ve been telling him to use mindfulness :)” There’s so many of those. They should just make Law & Order: Evil Child Unit