Jill

Relatable tweets that are only relatable to me

[Jill @jillkatera]

@KenyaAirways hello, I am missing luggage from my flight from Mumbai to Nairobi, please dm me and help me find my bags

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.

Also true: @andrewcuomo presided over the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stab housing. And killed NY’s program helping people move out of shelter.

Moral clarity: Andrew, time to move out.

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[Jill @jillkatera]

@ZohranKMamdani Yesss!!! Will you be on Broadway? Would love to meet you!!!!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Billionaires ke paas already sab kuchh hai. Ab, aapka time aageya.

Billionaires already have everything. Now, your time has come.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

why have we decided it’s rude to blow cigarette smoke near people but it’s fine to blow vape smoke around?? multiple times a week a face full of blueberry popcorn and nobody even says sorry!! i don’t want your candy flavoured mouth fog ! disgosting!

[Jill @jillkatera]

Having so much fun in Williamsburg !!! Thank you @PeaceCorps

[Jill @jillkatera]

It’s SHIMMER ! I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour!

[Jill @jillkatera]

If I had to describe the new ant man movie without any context I’d use this picture #AntMan #Quantamania

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I'm sorry y'all but oat milk is disgusting and I'm upset with you for duping me into drinking it.

[Nila @glukupikron]

SOUTH ASIANS THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU!!!!!!!

[Jill @jillkatera]

Concert

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right?

Mine was yacht.

[Jill @jillkatera]

I’m only productive when I can twirl my cup of iced coffee, once it’s finished I need to go home

[Jill @jillkatera]

@jennettemccurdy will you do a book signing at @92ndStreetY anytime soon? Would absolutely love that!!!

[Jill @jillkatera]

The best part of all these stores selling Diwali Merch is that I’m gonna buy it all on clearance when the festivities are over

[charlie @chunkbardey]

HATE watching horror movies, LOVE reading horror movie plot summaries

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Putting my overheated MacBook on my stomach to make the cramps go away

[Jill @jillkatera]

@_sahibzada_ Congrats Azam!!!!!

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode

[Jill @jillkatera]

freakin love the new season of @neverhaveiever holy shit, need S4 immediately!! perhaps i can be in it too👀 @mindykaling lemme send u my reel ma'am