Jill Ninke

Offer me a bagel, and I'll give you my heart.

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@prissjoy I can teach you! 💕

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Welp TikTok just convinced me that the world is about to end so it’s TIME TO GO TO BED 😂🤘🏻👀💀

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We are in the phase of parenting where we have to spell words to each other when we talk about secret snacks in front of our toddler.

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I just scrolled all the way back to 2008 on my Facebook and all I can say is…I really miss everyone 💕

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Keep me O God,
You know I can’t keep myself.

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Some things I will never understand.

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Stereotyping, generalizations and bigotry are only allowed when they’re directed towards Christians.
Those people are fair game it seems.

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Twitter is not the place for an anxious soul.

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I’m to the place of being so bothered that I’m either gonna write a song or a book about it.

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It’s the Year of the Salad

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Is Biden a republican now? #SOTU

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Did Biden just call us a Frito-lovin’ nation? I mean he’s not wrong.

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I ran out of Nerd clusters.

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Emotionally eating Nerd clusters while reading live updates from Ukraine. #PrayForUkraine 🇺🇦

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@Love2LaughJones …

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When you’re knee deep in some TikTok conspiracies and you just want OUTTTTT

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👀 people wildin’ in 2022…

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In 2022 let’s all wipe our camera lens before we take pics.

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Pro tip: find you a man that can cook

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Me: “Are you just farting continuously?”

Scout: “Yes.”