jill🏳️‍🌈

colder than gazpacho || 27 (she/her)

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

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[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

Happy 250 America! Never forget our troops who gave all! 🇺🇸🦅🙏🏾

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[️reyscigar @reyscigar]

this is her struggling to count do 37 mind u….

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

don't ever tweet no shit like this ever again i'm so serious

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Fuck AI. Ratioed by train dog.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[billiam @BillRatchet]

if you went back in time and told Jesus Christ that a guy named Jelly Roll lost 3000 pounds and then cheated on his wife named BunnyXO he probably would have just said fuck dying for everybodys sins

[c ☆ @tintafey]

do you think amy poehler and rachel dratch ever got on the other one’s shoulders and wore a really long trench coat to seem like one guy

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

There’s no such thing as “normal coffee” at Dunkin they cut it with windex and cattle dewormers… just get the potion

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is, of course, what the Nazis said about the Jews.

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

“which queen should go home tonight and why?”

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I kinda don't have time for this right now