jillyp

u of a alum

[jillyp @jillparenti]

"you'll never be able to love as a teenager at 35"

[Book @DevinBook]

Can all y’all get out my city
I like it better quiet

[jillyp @jillparenti]

my little sister posts an 11:11 post everyday on snapchat with a bunch of names(wishing for those people) & i thought she always put mine so i finally texted her about it and...

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

lowkey nervous heading into junior year of covid

[jillyp @jillparenti]

when he went to U of A 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Jo @herewithmi]

i miss the times where saturdays and sundays were really considered as rest days

[Mike Slaboszewski @MikeSlabo]

I was 16 when this man tried to groom me for the first time. Nobody believed that a man so well admired would do such a thing. I hope this brings justice to those he has hurt in the past and prevents him from doing anything in the future.

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

there is no competition. respectfully, you could never be me. disrespectfully, i would never want to be you.

[Kyle Katz @kylekatz11]

Robot Chicken is lit

[Austine @theereal_one]

someone being attracted to me is regular, but someone rlly understanding me is rare.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[TR🦋 @TeyahniRose]

life tip: do you.

[Marx @marxhatesu]

I’ll be in my bag if you need me

[austin @convictedloner]

ngl, shit fell apart after 2nd grade

[clintoris @clintoris]

getting high in the middle of the day because i didn’t win the D.A.R.E. essay contest in fifth grade