Jill Rodde

idk your bff jill | she/her

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@mattbencole Incredible!! Congrats!

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

Glad to see everyone focused on what really matters: screaming “I told you so” into the void

[no its becky @robocoko]

Hi #WNBATwitter, I created another guide to help you and your pals pick which WNBA team to support this year: no stats, just vibes. As the title suggests, it is incomplete & biased.

(Thread, obvi)

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@robocoko Did they contract the design out to Bitmoji? 😩

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

Scott J Vent Hood, Luke Carpenter (not his name he's actually just a carpenter), Emmy Cleaner, my beloveds.

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

One of the most surprising things about home ownership to me is how often I provide detailed information about my house and personal availability to people listed in my contacts as something like "Scott J Vent Hood"

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@burtlikko You never miss 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@robocoko I accept, I’ve been doing it from my couch for free

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@realesttheorist I just spent the weekend with librarians and got a strong recommendation for An Immense World by Ed Yong. I’m reading the physical book due to the need to stare off into space at intervals of my choosing but apparently his reading is fantastic!

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@zac_tbd when we’re right we’re right 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

The least believable thing to ever happen on Succession is Tom, a Minnesotan, saying “Norway, Sweden, what’s the difference?”

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

Adding this to the Haggadah

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

#SUCCESSION x #PRINCEOFEGYPT You who I called brother, how could you have come to hate me so?

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

every morning I spread this on my toast sandwich

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@realesttheorist We make a very similar dish so just a suggestion: add white beans

[Jill Rodde @jillrodde]

@mattbencole Put it on your website like a directors cut

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

My husband gives people the thumbs down instead of flicking them off from the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.

[maneater @elleayevibe]

@heyyitsjanea i’m tired of finding stuff out